Stayfunny Wildgirl
A collection of articles from the other side of Stephanie Wilger.
| Those Bras | Would you wear a corset? Probably not. Why? Because it’s too darn tight and you can’t breathe! But for those of you who like constriction, there are underwire bras—the modern day shackle. I want to see them carry a health warning just like cigarettes: “the Surgeon General (right there you should be scared) has determined that underwire bras may contribute to the development of breast cancer.” |
| Those Shoes | Got deformed feet? Do your kids? Any men you know? I’m not talking about toenail fungus; I’m talking about bones that go every which way and bunions: bone that grows in an attempt to keep that teetering body of yours vertically balanced. |